One dark evening, a high school student girl wanted to go home after participating in the activity at their school, lately. She waited around 7:30 pm looking for a bus going to their town. And the distance between her house to school is 20 kilometers. She felt really worried. Until finally, a miracle, a red bus sudden stop and off she go on board.
Minutes later, a conductor of the bus came to collect money and tickets. But the girl fell asleep and the conductor waited for her to wake up. The bus sudden stop for checking the tickets, and the girl sudden awaken. She hurry up to grab her wallet but cannot be found. She looked everywhere, under her seat, inside her bag, inside her pocket, or just beside her, but cannot be found. So, she begged the conductor to pay him tomorrow for she had lost her wallet. But the conductor disagreed and leave her at the side of the road alone. The girl was so scared and began to walk at the side of the road, alone with no lights nor street lights to be found, just only a spark of the moonlight where almost covered by thick clouds.
So, carrying her bag, she walked and walked until she reached the street where her house is. But the street was darker than the road she walked on. She took a deep breath and believe herself that she can do it, until a strange tall man appeared in the middle of the way. The man looked at her in every movement she make. So, she got nothing to do but to pray to the Lord God, asked for her safety. As she kept on praying as she passed by to a man, and the man kept on watching her until he began to disappeared in her sight. When the time she arrived at her house, she felt very cold and full of worry. And its like something just gone by her side.
The next morning, she was shocked and surprised when a news spread to their town about a student, like her, was killed and raped in the same date and night she had when she arrived at her house lately. And it was her schoolmate who was the victim. Then the news revealed the form of the man who killed the victim. The girl sudden familiarized the suspect and it was the man who appeared in her way that night!
So, she quickly report it to the police from where she saw the man, and sudden catured the suspect. The police thanked the girl as the girl asked one favor and she said, ” Ummm.. Can you asked the suspect that why he didn’t attacked me that night when I was alone and why he only attacked my schoolmate?”
As the police asked the suspect, and he quickly answered with disappointment, “I couldn’t…. Because the night that I saw her, she was walking in the street and I was about to go to her when suddenly two big men appeared beside her and they went straight to her house! And I was afraid……”
We need nothing to be worry about. For the Lord God is always in our side to help us. All need to do is to call His name and asked for help. And also have FAITH IN GOD AND KEEP WORKING.
See also: God Asked Men To Form Two Lines. Men That Dominated Their Women. And Men Dominated By Women. OH DEAR!
Everybody on Earth dies and goes to Heaven.
The Lord comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.”
Said and done, the next time The Lord looked, the women are gone and there are two lines.
The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
The Lord got mad and said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves! I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates! Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud! Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”
And the man replied, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”
Mom Writes Best Letter Ever To Daughter About Getting Old. THIS IS SO TRUE IT HURTS.
My dear girl,
The day you see I’m getting old, I ask you to please be patient, but most of all, try to understand what I’m going through.
If when we talk, I repeat the same thing a thousand times, don’t interrupt to say: “You said the same thing a minute ago”… Just listen, please. Try to remember the times when you were little and I would read the same story night after night until you would fall asleep.
When I don’t want to take a bath, don’t be mad and don’t embarrass me. Remember when I had to run after you making excuses and trying to get you to take a shower when you were just a girl?
When you see how ignorant I am when it comes to new technology, give me the time to learn and don’t look at me that way… remember, honey, I patiently taught you how to do many things like eating appropriately, getting dressed, combing your hair and dealing with life’s issues every day… the day you see I’m getting old, I ask you to please be patient, but most of all, try to understand what I’m going through.
If I occasionally lose track of what we’re talking about, give me the time to remember, and if I can’t, don’t be nervous, impatient or arrogant. Just know in your heart that the most important thing for me is to be with you.
And when my old, tired legs don’t let me move as quickly as before, give me your hand the same way that I offered mine to you when you first walked.
When those days come, don’t feel sad… just be with me, and understand me while I get to the end of my life with love.
I’ll cherish and thank you for the gift of time and joy we shared. With a big smile and the huge love I’ve always had for you, I just want to say, I love you… my darling daughter.
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BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me any more; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me any more; whatever the case, I’m gone.
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
Smart And Intelligent Wife
After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary.
His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed.
He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases.
On the 2nd day she had to movers come and collect her things.
On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly the house began to smell. They tried everything cleaning mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even replaced the expensive wool carpeting. NOTHING WORKED.
People stopped coming over to visit. Repairman refused to work in the house. The Maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later even through they had cut their price in half they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was… he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house ha been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.
INCLUDING THE CURTAIN RODS.