Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more. She filed a court case on him.
In the court the man’s deference was:- When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement, which read “Coming Soon- The unknown boon”
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read:- “Williams stick did the trick”
Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:- “Dun lop Rubber would have prevented this accident”
The case was dismissed.
The judge fell off his chair laughing.
Have a Hilarious Day.